Love at Death Beach

Driving along in my Lotus Carlton

Ave, Bienvenue

Welcome and howdy!

Squatting here in this corner of the hypertubes is yet another grotesque conduit for all the malk and julge that comes sputtering out of our gutterminds - or at least the M n’ J pertaining to LADB. To burden the internet with the entirety of our neuroses would be liable to bring the servers down from here to Jakarta so we’ll try and keep on message and not go shooting off on any particularly unbecoming tangents.

Well ok.

Look Mum, I’m internetting!